Corrupt A wish

01. State a wish.
02. Second poster states how you can't get your wish.
03. Then he/she states their wish.
04. No double posts.

Be creative.

Ex:
A: I wish I can have all the mangas in the world!
B: You couldn't get all the mangas of the world because your mother is going to burn them all. // I wish I had a fish.
C: The fish will die from pollution before you get any. // I wish...

And so on.

I wish I could control the weather.

Powers are in fairy tales only ( with super heros) , COME BACK TO REALITY! // I wish to eat Ice cream everyday.

There's a new murderous disease caused from eating ice-cream everyday.

I wish I could kill my arts teacher.

You can't even cut a fish and you hate blood. How could you to kill the teacher? //

I wish to have all the money of the world! Mu ha ha ha

It's insane how your parents use your money before you can do anything about it.

I wish I could stop reading things I don't like to read.

You can't because if you don't, you'll fail everything

I wish I don't need to go to the dentist too often.

you can't, you always eat candy, so You often get cavity.

I wish to marry the perfect man.

No one's perfect in this world. Good luck.

I wish to have many friends in the future.

You'll be the last one standing.

I wish to have my fishy back.

You can't get him back because he's dead


i wish i could be an actor

You can't since your mother wants to drown them all (lame, I know)

I wish I could build the biggest building ever.

I would bring GODZILLA to destroy your building and your workers !

I wish I could make the best graphics in the world !

You have to take some courses to be better and It takes years to be really really good and to be the best..... ( weird I know)

I wish I could own an elephant

you can't own an elephant because he's doesn't fit your house and backyard.


i wish i have a biggest biggest house!!

You can't, the world is getting smaller and there are more people. Unless you want people hanging around and sleeping in your large garden.

I wish I could swim with daulphins.

You can't because if u swam with the dolphan the dolphan is going to hit u on the head


i wish i could have big room.

To have a bigger room, you'll have to move. It takes a lot of money too..

I wish I could jump high ( to a house)

You can't because no one can(Wow, i'm so logic!)


I wish Sasuke(in Naruto) is my brother.

You can't. Last time I checked, Sasuke killed his sibling (brother) Itachi. I don't really think you want him to kill you.

I wish my life could be filled with roses.

Sasuke can't be your brother because he's cartoon



i wish i could be famous

You can't become famous because you're too shy to show your talents.

I wish I could make icons in less than 20 minutes.

You take one hour to do anything and you're expecting youself doing icons in 20min???

I wish to play in the computer everyday.

You have a little something called homework that you will be punished if you don't do...

I wish the anime store had a bigger selection of yaoi... T-T

Uuhhh....UUUUHHHHHHH...HARD.

Let's see.
There aren't many yaoi mangakas in the world...it's limited.

I wish my forum could be more famous.

I hope you realise that any answer to that can only be mean, right?

That'll never happen, since this is a bad forum.

I wish I could fly.