Throw and Defend

01. Throw something at the next poster.
02. Defend yourself from previous poster's throw.
03. Throw something again.
04. You can throw anything, you can defend with anything (including magic, but be precise)
05. No double posts, you can't receive your own object x.x

Ex:
A: *Throws a computer*
B: *Grabs computer wires and swing it somewhere else*
*Throws an airplane*
C: *Contacts pilots to deviate their track and make them miss you*
*Throws pillow*

And so on.

Here it starts.

*Throws an atomic bomb*

*Commands airplanes to shoot the airplane with atomic bomb before it drops it.*

*Throws nothing*

*wonders and ponders half the time what the hell is wrong with what she threw...wait, did she throw anything???*
*Throws shark*

* calls doulphin to beat the shark before The shark eats me.*

*Trows Ice Cream*

*Uses three microwaves to make the ice cream melt*
*Throws a disgusting bug*

*uses a lizard that will eat the bug*

*Trows a chicken*

*Takes vegetarien and makes him/her keep it*
*Throws wild cats*

* brings a wild dog to attack the cat*

*Trows a picture*

*Uses scissors to cut the picture*
*Throws sharp knives*

*Takes mattress to block sharp knives*
*Throws mattress with sharp knives sticking out*

*Use a really big shield*

*Trows a house full of dishes, cups....*

*trows the biggest biggest biggest ball ever to break it before it comes to me!!*

*Trows the planet Mars*

Throws the biggest meteorite in the univers to break the Planet Mars.

Throws a BIG cup of zebra's pee.

0.0

*takes a BIG toilet bowl and block the pee, and then flush*

*Throws a sharp stick*

bring a person in front of me (lol jk)

Trows million of needles

*Takes a ball and block all the needles*

*Throws an elephant*

*brings mice to scare the elephant*

*trows a big tree*

*Takes a paper company and tell them to catch the tree to make paper for me to print things*

*Throws world's giant printer*

* uses knives to destroy the printer *

* trows the candyshop *