Short cute jokes

I'll be posting little jokes. You can comment on them and share little jokes you know 2.

1. TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

2.TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!

3. TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

TO BE CONTINUED...

TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead,Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria!

I love those cute little school jokes!!!!!

LOL, Me too.

(3 students are late for school)
Teacher: Why are u late?
Georges: I threw rocks in the lake.
Teacher: Humm...Marc? Why are you late?
Marc: I threw rocks in the lake.
Teacher: Yeah right... And you Antonio?Why are you wet?I guess you throw rocks in the lake too?
Antonio: No...I'm Rocks...Antonio Rocks.